Here's to another year of statuses just as interesting as these.
-“Everything’s more expensive at Wegmans. Even the air costs more!” –Pit Worker
-New Dream Profession? Football Commentator
-“I ain’t got no dollas. Somebody come pay fo’ dis!” –Krystine Allison Hall
-Beyonce brings out the best in me.
-I ASPIRE TO BE AS GAY AS JOHNNY WEIR.
-“Why is it that as a culture, we are more comfortable with seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?” –Ernest Gaines
-Is your friendly neighborhood dyckryder.
-Taught six-year olds today in East Harlem how to play Bach’s Musette on the piano. Amongst other things.
-TILT. WAS. SOOOOO FUN.
-Just sang Lady GaGa to three girls on ChatRoulette.
-Wants life to be like a Pixar movie.
-OH MY GOD I JUST TALKED TO Tyler Oakley ON MANROULETTE. DON’T ASK ME WHY I WAS ON MANROULETTE.
-Why do all the prospies look like Justin Bieber?
-“A Venti Cocaine, please?”
-Is completely revamping his college ambitions.
-“You got this. It’s anthroPAULogy!” –Amit Jhaveri
-Let’s play a game. It’s called, “Guess Who Should Have Gotten Home an Hour Ago but Is Stuck in the Rochester Airport for an Undetermined Amount of Time?” The answer is Paul Vergara. Oh, and Jonathan Peralta. I think fate is telling us that Rochester can’t deal without us.
-“OD, mah baby!!!”
-“So y’all can figure out how to make a live feed from underwater of the oil spill that I could watch whenever I want from wherever I am, but y’all can’t figure out how to stop it? Absolutely ridiculous.” –Krystine Allison Wilder Hall
-Thinks that the next episode of Glee should just be close-ups of Mr. Schue’s butt.
-“It’s blazin’ Africa!” –Isabelle Tavas
-Loves man dates with Eric DeMeo.
-Gots himself a job. Thank Jesu Christe.
-“One day, all of you are going to be gone. And all of this, all of us, will be nothing but a hazy memory. It will take you a second to remember everyone’s name. Someone will have to remind you of the songs we sung, the solos you got and didn’t get. Life only really has one beginning and one end, and the rest is just a whole lot of middle, and I love you guys too much to let you not make the most of it.”
-Wants a Southern Boy.
-“You’re the kind of guy I’m attracted to… it looks like you can throw a football AND a tantrum.”
-Kim Kardashian came to Dylan’s Candy Bar. THANKS FOR CAUSING A RIOT, KIM.
-PICKLES & PIES SURPRISE!
-WHY AM I WILL TRUMAN?
-I HATE Eric DeMeo.
-Assaulted suburbia.
-“Gurrl, she deadass look like a thumb.” –Liz Greenman
-said, “Hello, Welcome to Dylan’s Candy Bar!” to James Marsden. Apparently.
-Is Holden Caulfield.
-Got dirty hipster glasses.
-Is in JFK and will be in the Roch in a matter of hours. This still makes no sense.
-I guess the third time isn’t the charm.
-Is celebrating the return of Uncle Dicky.
-Is dropping out of college to make dresses out of meat.
-“We accept the love we think we deserve.”
-“I don’t create drama. I just make it bigger.” –Henry Macias
-My amygdala is beastin’.
-Is the Orgo Fairy.
-Is the Official E-Mail Sender Extraordinaire.
-“My residents love my cock of knowledge.” –Eric DeMeo
-All I want right now is a box of Cheez-Its and a man to share it with.
-Is a Noble Gas. Preferably Xenon.
-There never seems to be enough ramen in the package.
-“So what does this ‘Meloria’ thing mean?” –Theo Hoffman
-I feel really important when I walk through the stacks in the library, and the lights turn on for me.
-Is the fiercest gay lumberjack this side of the Genessee.
-Eduardo Quinonez: Your music is really loud. / Henry Macias: No. It’s Demi Lovato. She just screams hard.
-Wants to see your peacock
-T. Swift knows what’s up
-Doesn’t know if it’s worth it anymore
-May or may not want to get Bronx on several bitches.
-MISSION: FPMPCF… COMMENCE!
-“You know what? I’m done being single, I’m not good at it. Look, obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t. If a woman… were to bear with me through all this, I think I’d make a damn good husband because that’s the stuff I’d be good at. Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father… Being a good kisser… I’ve got references.”
-Was just called “The Gremlin of Starbucks.”
-Wants to go back in time and shoot Richard Wagner in the face.
-The two things I want the most right now are a tan and a boy to compliment me on it.
-Is SO proud of his peeps in Rochester Bhangra and ROC the Raas for their fantastic 1-2 finish at Muqabla! THE TURBANATORS LOVE YOU.
-“I could just stare at myself for hours.” –Roshal Patel
-Is still Jenny from the Block.
-Home, sweet Starbucks.
-“I came to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive. I came to win, to survive, to prosper, to rise… to fly.”
-Zonies is my lifeblood.
-“When I look at my eyes in the bathroom (y’know, cause it has really good lighting), they, like, shimmer.” –Roshal Patel
-When I wake up from this nap, I want my fever to be gone, all my work to be done, and a cute boy snuggling with me. Is that too much to ask?
-D FOR DIPLOMA!
And that's it.
