Why I Like Straight Men

“This isn’t healthy for you, Paul,” all of my friends say to me when I tell them about yet another one of my straight boy crushes.  “You really need to stop falling for boys who will never love you back.”

This has always been a problem for me ever since I came out at the ripe and tender age of twelve, as it probably was for many other young queer youth who were ahead of the curve.  When you realize your sexuality that young, you’re usually riding solo.  It seems like everyone else is straight, or just hasn’t figured out otherwise yet, so it’s inevitable to fall victim to the straight boy crush by virtue of the fact that all the other boys in your middle school class are all straight as an arrow.

I am no stranger to this.  In the past decade, I have gone through numerous (as in mostly) unrequited loves which have left me a scared, frail, and nervous wreck whose emotions lie somewhere in the spectrum between Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me” and Adele’s “Someone Like You.”

It’s been an ongoing joke throughout my college years that I only liked straight boys, which is not the truth, though I believed it for a bit.  I even rationalized an explanation in my head. 

I’m still quite self-conscious and insecure, as is any living, breathing human being with even the slightest trace of a soul, and I figured that if I were to like a straight boy and he didn’t like me back, it was because he simply didn’t like guys.  Who knows?  Maybe if he did, we’d hit it off, get married, and have two amazing sons who play catch in the backyard of our white-picket fence house in the suburbs.  Unfortunately, he just digs chicks too much. 

“No hard feelings, bro.  I just don’t think of guys that way,” he’d say to me as he gave me a hug that didn’t linger too long as to not suggest anything.  I’d pretend to be okay with it but still sulk in my bed crying into my pillow wishing that he would get some magical gay potion slipped into his drink that would turn him into a ‘mo and immediately dump his gorgeous model girlfriend to fall for me instead.  At the end of the day, I’d get over it soon enough because it was his fault that it couldn’t work out.

On the other hand, if I were crushing on a gay boy and he didn’t like back, there is no excuse to hide behind.  If I laid my feelings on the line, and he didn’t reciprocate, it was because he didn’t like me.  Something about me as a person was deterring him from being interested, and the fact that we had the same parts was not cutting it.  This was honest, unadulterated rejection, and that’s what scared me the most.

Instead, I found myself falling for straight boy after straight boy under the impression that their rejection was less heartbreaking and thus, it was easier to handle.  I was expecting their rejection.  I already knew the outcome.  For gay boys, it was a toss-up, and that was a chance I was way too afraid to take. 

If I were rejected by a gay boy, it would be full-on hysterics.  Not just crying to sleep one night – more like staying in bed all day eating full boxes of Cheez-Its and a carton of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream coupled with binge watching “How I Met Your Mother” until the pain went away, which was anything between three episodes to three seasons.  This extreme response was because I figured that, in this case, it was my fault it couldn’t work.

Then I came to the realization that I don’t exclusively like straight men.  I just like men.  And in the greater scheme of males, it just so happens that there is an overwhelming proportion of straight men in comparison to queer men.  When I signed up to be a homosexual (just picture for a second if you had to register to be gay at the DMV or something), I declared that I was a man who was attracted to men.  Nowhere in that declaration of gaydom did I ever say that I was a man attracted to men who are also attracted to men.  That addendum is not part of the description, however implied it may be.  Of course, the life of a gay man falling for men who will never be attracted to him is a sad one, but when I meet a guy, I don’t filter out whether he might like dudes before I think that I might be attracted to him.  It’s a primal response.

I like who I like regardless of how many chicks (or dudes) he’s banged because his perceived or actual sexual orientation is simply not a criteria I use to determine a good mate.  I like a guy whose humor makes me laugh even though it doesn’t seem to entertain anybody else.  I like a guy who challenges my ideas and allows me to challenge his.  I like a guy whose smile could cheer me up on even my lowest of days.  I like a guy who looks just as good in a pair of old jeans and a flannel as he does in a three-piece tailored suit because it doesn’t matter the clothes the man is wearing as much as the confidence radiating from the man wearing them.  I like a man with the strength to pick me up and carry me down the block and the humility to admit that he has weaknesses.  Never was being gay a requirement in attraction.  Of course, it matters if I wanted to pursue a relationship, but that doesn’t take away from a man being worthy of my lustful gaze and inexplicable adoration.  Really, I’m trying to find a guy who I would like to spend my time with, and whether that takes the form of a romantic relationship or an unbreakable brotherhood, I would be satisfied. 

It’s taken me a while to figure this out, but I’m not attracted to a guy because he is gay or straight.  I am attracted to a guy because I think he’s awesome.  Statistically, the odds are not in my favor, as only one in ten of the guys I’d be interested in could possibly like me back, and the likelihood of that happening is not a guarantee.  They say you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your Prince Charming, and as a gay man, I just might have to kiss a few more.  At least I get to practice my kissing.

A Mural: Revisited

Before reading, I strongly encourage that you watch the video of this speech, for those who have never seen it or for those who I addressed who need a refresher:

Four years ago, I stood on the stage of Avery Fisher Hall in Lincoln Center to deliver the commencement address at the graduation of the Class of 2009 of the Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts.  It remains one of the proudest moments of my young life, and I don't think I have yet to feel the same immense joy as I did on that day.  My face hurt.  It was numb from smiling so hard.

Now, as a college graduate with purportedly more life experience under my belt, I wanted to revisit my remarks from four years ago.  I loved my speech, and I thought it was perfect.  It still gives me chills when I watch it over again.  It's pretty idealist and overly optimistic, but I was both of those things back then, and I guess I still am now.  In retrospect, I have some comments about the speech, but I would never in a million years change any of it, and I have zero regrets.

Firstly, I still wonder why I was allowed to say a lot of the things I put in that speech.  Though it was vetted numerous times by several high school administrators, a joke about my dream to be at the center of a homosexual tryst with several of the Jonas Brothers somehow made the cut.  What ever happened to those guys anyway?  Regardless, I guess that the rest of my speech still had that hopeful and encouraging tone that these kinds of things should have.  It was pretty well thought out since I had drafts of it written down over a year before the speech finally came into fruition.  I doubt that anyone else would have been able to say half of the things that I did, and that's what made the speech special.

I raised two main points: 1) Artists have a privileged, often misunderstood, point of view, and 2) With this privilege, artists must create a "mural," or some kind of large statement, that will serve as a legacy.

In my four years at the University of Rochester, I have experienced these two things firsthand.  To this day, I still don't quite understand how I ended up at a school saturated with future doctors and engineers, but I fell in love with it, and this one fact alone changed the way I saw myself, my passions, and my future.  Artists are definitely undermined, even in the world of academia, and this happened all the time at Rochester.  It was difficult for some people, mostly those who spent their days in large science lectures and state-of-the-art laboratories, to grasp why being an artist was important.  While they were off developing vaccines and studying monkey brains, I was in the dance studio.  Or in a practice room trying to learn my way around a djembe, or an mbira, or a berimbau.  In a world full of disease and despair, why would anyone spend their time studying something as frivolous as collegiate Indian folk dance teams?

It's because it's what keeps me inspired.  It keeps my mind alert.  It makes me think.  The pursuit of knowledge is a never-ending one, so I'd rather pursue knowledge in something that makes me want to keep learning.  It may not be practical, but who's to know what's practical anymore?  Throughout college, I was challenged frequently about why I do what I do, and because of the academic environment at Rochester, I was also encouraged to branch out.  We always hear that it's all about the chase, and that the journey is more important than the destination, and I couldn't find a better analogy than my undergraduate college career.  My diploma sits on my bedroom floor under several loads of laundry and half-filled luggage bags.  But what I experienced on the way to that diploma, most especially those things that didn't lead at all to attaining my degree, is what really helped me to develop as a student, a citizen, and a human being.

I realize now that artists are indeed privileged, but so is anyone blessed with any kind of education.  Education is something that we must acknowledge gives us an upper hand, regardless of where we find our academic passion.  The fact that, as college students, we are given the opportunity to learn about something that interests us, and spend a small fortune to do so, is the exception, not the rule.  I've heard many different figures, but what I've gathered is that those who have received a diploma from an institution of higher learning are part of 1% of the world's population who can share in that achievement.  What seems like a rite of passage for many people is actually an impossibility for most of the world and even much of America.

Artists are often seen as some kind of underdog, and I'd like to think that we still are, but the true underdogs are those artists, doctors, engineers, and what-have-you who did not have the opportunity to reach their potential.  I hate to make this a grand social commentary, but I tend to do that.  It's a shame that there are talented people out there who are unable to pursue what makes them happy, and I am so thankful to the universe (which is code for "my parents") for being able to do so.

As college graduates, we have extreme privilege, and with that, we have the responsibility to make the most of it.  This is what I mean by creating your mural: we must use our status as a way to empower those who have none.  We have to inspire, to engage, and to never lose sight of our passions because there are so many people whose dreams were crushed by the harsh reality of the cruel world around us.  We must find the beauty that remains past the wretchedness we all encounter.  That is our calling.

I still have the utmost faith that everyone has the capability to make this world a better place, and it is your responsibility to make a tangible difference.  My sentiments from four years ago are still the same: create your mural in the image that you would like to see the world.  More importantly, make a difference that only you can make.  We each are here to contribute something important, and I can't wait to see what each of you do with that prophecy.

And as always, stay fierce, fabulous, and ferocious.

Shit I Learned This Semester: The Final Semester

For those of you who are new to this list, as there always are a few, ever semester since the Fall of 2010, I have written a list of things that I have learned, seen, and experienced throughout the prior few months.  It has become an end-of-term ritual in which I have been able to reflect on the highlights, and lowlights, of each semester.  It has helped me deal with heartache, stress, and confusion while also enlightening me to joys, successes, and triumphs.  It saddens me a bit to realize that this is the final formal installment of this list, since my life will no longer be structured in semesters now that I have a college diploma (or at least not for a while), but some kind of periodic reflection is something that I hope to keep doing in the future.  I want you all take a minute to look back at the lessons that life has imparted on you and let those fester in your brain.  All of those things are what have brought you to this point and you will realize how much they have helped to prepare you for the life you're living today.

I think it's important to look at my own growth throughout time, so here is an archive of all the previous lists, if for further reference to my journey through college:
Fall 2010

Spring 2011

Fall 2011

Spring 2012

Fall 2012

And now, for the final list:

1) You are allowed to make mistakes.

2) It's both exciting and eerie to return to place you haven't been in a while.

3) Do not accidentally eat the little plastic baby in a King Cake.

4) Express what you feel because nobody is a mind-reader.

5) It's okay to be unsure of what you want.

6) To have doubts means that you are thinking critically

7) Your worth is not measured by your salary.

8) The internet is not democratic.

9) You cannot plan how you're going to feel.

10) Don't be afraid of making new connections or reviving old ones.

11) I am not even remotely prepared for grad school.

12) If all else fails, I can become a seamstress.

13) It's never too late to make a new best friend.

14) ¿Dónde está la cueva?

15) You have yet to see the most beautiful places.

16) You have yet to meet the most amazing people.

17) Nothing feels better than proving people wrong.

18) In Puerto Rico, everything is "20 minutes away."

19) It's ColoRADo, not ColoRODo.

20) Pulling around a large plush giraffe on wheels is an effective way of getting a lot of attention.

21) I will always be a Midnight Ramblers groupie.

22) In retrospect, you will always remember the good things...

23) ...so don't be afraid of uncertainty in the future because you're bound to remember all the good stuff anyway. 

24) Some things don't change.

25) There is nothing remotely interesting about the entire state of Indiana.

26) You may possibly graduate with high distinction and not know it until the ceremony.

27) Time doesn't heal everything.

28) I am horrible at goodbyes.

29) There is something so fulfilling about keeping promises.

30) Sometimes, you have to rip the bandaid off.  Really fast.

31) Mario Kart is awesome.

32) I should have boned more frat bros.

33) Never get too comfortable.  Things will be more exciting that way.

34) "Breathe. Drink water. Run in circles. Do some jumping jacks. Twerk. Then keep breathing."

35) There are some pretty interesting and unique ways to use a crockpot.

36) Emojis, Snapchats, and Instagram have significantly altered modern youth relationships.

37) It takes one person to change your self-esteem.  It's yourself.

38) Know your strengths, and always use them to your ability.

39) I am slowly becoming my parents.

40) The Ratchet Effect is actually an economic principle.

41) Not only are you moving forward, but you are also leaving things behind.

42) The greatest achievement in life is to stand up again after failing.

43) "Jugo de China" is actually just orange juice.

44) College has prepared me to be an amazing bullshitter.

45) College has also prepared me to be passionate about things that matter.

46) The smallest gesture can cause the biggest reaction.

47) "Achievement is tied to your ability to let go of the past.  Envisioning your future is never easy because you have to break down walls." 

48) Fail fast.  And fail efficiently.

49) We will always have the past to keep us together in the future.

50) I'm gonna miss this place.

Shit I Learned This Semester: Fall 2012

Welcome to my biannual shit-show.  Unfortunately, this is probably not as good as my last one for the obvious reason that I didn't get to go around the world this time.  Nevertheless, every day is a learning experience, isn't it?

1) Don't trust me with a credit card.

2) Time is relative.

3) That big moth in your house might just be a bat.

4) You have to kiss a lot of frogs.  If not, you're just making out with a nasty ass frog, and that's weird.

5) You can never be completely satisfied. This is okay.

6) Pumpkin carving is great autumn activity.

7) Pumpkin seeds are a delicious reason to partake in the previously stated autumn activity.

8) Don't trust the vegetarian with the meats on Thanksgiving.

9) Resilience runs through a New Yorker's blood.

10) Cargo pants are a thing again.

11) Frank Ocean knows how to sing straight into your soul.

12) Time heals everything eventually.

13) When in doubt, the answer is Tupac.

14) Sometimes, you have to wear a lot of hats... literally and figuratively.

15) You never know who's watching at La Casa de Mofongo.

16) Twerking is a reasonable solution for world peace.

17) I'm ready to be a housewife.

18) Slum cred is like street cred for Indians.

19) iPhones are magnificent little devices.

20) No matter how much time has passed, you can always catch up.

21) Dostana is the best movie of all time.

22) Anything wrapped in dough and fried to perfection is the ideal snack.

23) Kids can get really feisty about Halloween candy.

24) Walmart is best for people-watching after midnight.

25) Saying you're a captain of an Indian dance team can get you some pretty awkward looks.

26) Changing a flat tire isn't very difficult.

27) Neither is running a 5K.

28) You know you're in Hickville when the apple orchard you go to is called Hick's.

27) Someday, somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye.

28) Finals can wait when there's Pokemon to play.

29) You know you're at an a cappella party when the guests start harmonizing at 4AM.

30) There are some very good people in the world.

31) You have no idea how much you can miss something your never had.

32) I should write for Thought Catalog.

33) There's always time for a booty break.

34) There's a first time for everything.

35) A group of ethnic girls can easily be confused as SWV, Destiny's Child, or TLC.

36) You can feel connected to people you'll never know.

37) Garbage Plates aren't as great as they make them out to be.

38) #YODBO

39) The most offensive term in the English language is "basic bitch."

40) It's a dog-eat-dog world at the garba.
41) Give a man some watermelon, make a friend for life.
42) Nothing like Sunday family dinners to make you feel at home.
43) There is such a thing as an underwear of the month club.
44) Bootyfrogging is an acceptable way to elicit sex.
45) Voting is a little anti-climactic.
46) "Your coming out party was your baby shower"
47) Rachet people make the world go 'round.
48) I want my life to be as close as to what's depicted in The New Normal as possible.
49) It be like that sometimes.
50) Stop reminiscing about old memories and just make new ones already.

The Ten Minutes after 3:31 AM

There’s a guy playing the banjo on the subway platform.  Quite well, honestly.  If anyone knows good folk music, it’s me.

There’s a rare breed of people who ride the subway at 3:31 AM.  For the most part, the people here are getting home from a drunken night of gallivanting around the town or are homeless and seeking refuge from the frigid cold.  Most of the people waiting for the train are some shade of brown, except for the guy playing the banjo.  I’m not quite sure if the ethnic discrepancy has anything to do with the time of night or my location in the city.

There are ten more minutes until my train arrives.  Those ten minutes are that kind of excruciating wait that you recognize is soon enough, but not as soon as you want it to be.  Like it should be faster, and you’re somehow entitled to it.  It’s the same kind of wait when you take baked goods out of the oven.  You smell the warm, sugary goodness, and you want to dig in immediately, but you figure that you should probably wait five more minutes instead of losing all sensation in your tongue due to flaming hot cookies and doing that embarrassing pant-and-fanning of your mouth that usually comes with eating hot food too prematurely.

I wonder, as this year comes to an end, whether I think that this year has been fulfilling.  I spent the first portion of it traveling the globe and living out some of my biggest dreams while learning lessons about myself and the world around me.  I spent the next portion in a new, unfamiliar city doing something just as new and unfamiliar.  I spent the last portion getting back into the groove of normalcy as a result of the previous two portions.

There’s one more month of 2012.  And maybe of the world because, y’know, the apocalypse is coming.  Either way, I’d like to think that this year was full of personal growth and surprises.  I think that I’ve had major development in the “Paul” department; I’m really coming into my own and realizing that I’m supposed to be a real adult.  It’s a little weird to have so many new responsibilities, and it scares me how much I’ve accomplished in my young life, but it also is a constant reminder of the new challenges to come and the innumerable things I have yet to do.

Not too long ago, I was sitting on the Singapore or Shanghai subways.  And the Chicago subway.  And now, I’m back waiting on a New York City subway platform.  It’s crazy how time flies.  It’s interesting that the past ten minutes have felt like an eternity, yet the past year seemed to fly by.  I’ve relived an entire year in ten minutes.  And just like that, the 1 train is approaching the station, ready to take me to my next destination.

Someone Like Me: Finding Solace in Solitude

So it’s about time that I write something about being lonely.  I will warn you now that this is quite the scatterbrained piece, so bear with my madness.  Anyway, I know you’ve all heard before: being lonely is different from being alone.  I can assure you now that I do not feel alone.  Even if I did feel that way, I’d have the amazing song “Not Alone” by Darren Criss from “A Very Potter Musical” that would immediately take me out of my funk.  This is my point precisely: we have strong emotional relationships with music.

I can go on for days about emotion and music and the powers of music therapy.  I even took a class called “Music and the Mind” which I’d be able to tell you more about if I actually paid attention in it.  Nonetheless, I know we’ve all had our days where we just wanted to listen to music, shut off the world, and create our own alternative reality.  I know that I have an extremely strong kinesthetic reaction to music, so dance has become an additional way for me to release pent up feelings.  Altogether, we translate emotional ideas into sensory and tangible elements, and the product of this process is what we like to call art.  I can also go on about how this has all shaped my major, what my goals are in life, and all that jazz, but this is not about my educational pursuits or my dream career.  It’s about loneliness.

So we all have strong relationships to music, which is what I just attempted to establish.  I know, for example, that I have been enamored with the entire Adele album “21” for the past year (note item number 5 on the Post-Thanksgiving Post from a few weeks ago).  Jay Brannan, Duffy, and even (embarrassingly enough) Taylor Swift are some others, amongst many, with whom I have also grown a strong emotional tie because of their music.  Many of their songs, and others regarding loneliness, lost love, heartache, sadness, what-have-you, appear on my sarcastically, but aptly, named iTunes playlist “The Worst Playlist Ever” which I put on when I’m feeling a bit down in the dumps.  

One of the songs on the playlist, Adele’s “Someone Like You,” has been blasting in my ears for the past year, and even if you hated the song, you were bombarded with it everywhere you went.  It played on every radio station, there were remixes of it that blared when you went out at night, and I even just heard a Dominican lady with a thick accent singing along to it in a store in my neighborhood.  I gained a strong affinity toward the song because it explained exactly how I felt in a much better way than I could ever express it, but I can understand how it can concurrently be excruciating for somebody else.  Regardless of your feelings about the song, I can assume that you’ve probably felt that way before.

Now this whole time, I was feeling bad for myself and getting sad and nostalgic when I heard the song.  I felt just like Adele.  I always thought, “Y’know what?  I WILL find someone like you.  Or someone better.  I will persevere and get past this bullshit.”  But then I thought of it in another way.  What if I were on the other end of these lyrics?  What if the person she was singing about were me as opposed to be being the singer?  Was I the one that got away (shameless plug of Katy Perry’s “The One that Got Away,” another song on the playlist)?  I sat here thinking this whole time about how depressed I was and feeling sorry for myself, but what if these roles were reversed?  How about if I were the mythical “you” that was being pining for?  How does this change the meaning of this song and the feelings that I associated with it?

With that in mind, somebody out there may actually be singing about me.  Or wishing for “someone like me,” but I don’t even know it.  We’re all so busy crying about “you” and finding the new “you” that we don’t realize that we are someone else’s “you.”  We are “you.”  

Now that’s confusing, but what I’m trying to say here is that we are as much the victim as we are the perpetrator.  Yes, we’ve all had our hearts broken, but I think we fail to remember that we’ve been heartbreakers ourselves.  Even without knowing it, we could be breaking someone’s heart.  Tell me the last time you’ve hopelessly been in love with someone, but they didn’t even know how you felt in the slightest?  You’d probably say approximately five minutes ago.  It’s embarrassing to think that I had to watch the terrible gay movie “Eating Out 3” on Netflix at 2AM last night to realize this.  However, “Eating Out 3” had a point if you took out the grotesque jokes, numerous gay culture references, and the gratuitous sex scenes.  We are all so self-conscious that we are not good enough that we create lies to cover ourselves up even when unnecessary.  We try so hard to be that "someone like you," even though we may already be just that.

We have enormous self pity, and we sit here feeling bad for ourselves thinking about how much happier the person must be who has caused us this pain.  However, that person is just as sad as we are, probably not at the moment, but has, at one point, been right in our place.  In that sense, we are not alone, we are just human, and all humans have these universal feelings with different ways of expressing it.

So as I think of why I’m sitting by myself in Starbucks sipping on my grande hazelnut iced coffee deciding where I want to third-wheel on New Year’s Eve (cause it always seems like everyone else is dating someone except for you), I think, I’m a great fucking third wheel.  Yeah, I don’t have someone else next to be balancing it all out, but I’m still keeping this tricycle upright on my own.

Everyone is too busy searching for that “someone like you,” that they don’t realize that this person is already within themselves.  You  must start thinking that this “someone like you” is actually someone like yourself.  So as much as I’d appreciate someone to snuggle with at night or someone I know I’ll be giving a New Year’s kiss to once the ball drops in a few days, I guess I’m fine with not having that.  I know that I’m incredibly stubborn, so when people say the generic crap like, “You have to love yourself in order to love someone else,” or some variation thereof, I don’t believe them because I’m fucking sad, and I just really want a boyfriend to come to my rescue and hold me until I shut the fuck up.  But we have to realize that we already have that capability within us to heal ourselves.  It’s an awkward notion to think that the best way to ameliorate our loneliness is to stay lonely, but it is within that solace in our solitude that we come to terms with the fact that we are not actually as alone as we may think.

So go on finding that someone like you.  That person’s actually much closer than you think.

Shit I Learned This Semester: Fall 2011 Edition

This past semester has been a roller coaster.  That's probably the best way to put it.  Physically, emotionally, and psychologically, I have had both my ups and downs.  Now that I am going to embark on my new 9-year cycle (based on my numerology personal year number, refer to my previous list from the Spring 2011), it's even more important to reflect.  Unfortunately, I never published my list of Shit I Learned This Summer, and I have since lost it, so this list is representative of time from late-August until now.  Anyway, here goes.  Cheers to a wonderful new year.

1. Always be thankful. 
2. There are Brown people in even the most obscure places, and they’re all named Shivani Patel.
3. Jazz is horrible.
4. Your heroes are closer to you than you think.
5. The slightest of seconds can change your life forever.
6. You can begin to love somebody instantly.
7. Everybody has a story, and it is your responsibility to tell it.
8. No one person needs as much clothing as I own.
9. Never spread yourself too thin.
10. You realize who loves you when it matters most.
11. Forgiveness is crucial.  Especially to yourself.
12. The quietest people have the best things to say.
13. “Prom pictures” are the only suitable pose for photographs.
14. It’s okay to fall on your face as long as you get a good laugh out of it.
15. The Megabus is late when you’re early or leaves right on time when you’re late.
16. Hobbits are well aware of their hobbitdom.
17. You are part of a movement.
18. I may or may not react badly to the Yellow Fever vaccine.
19. This is not to be confused with Curry Fever (of which I will never be cured)
20. It’s okay to quit, as long as you do it nobly and intelligently.
21. Grades are not a reflection of your person.
22. The gay freshmen are reckless.
23. Virginia sucks.
24. The best study break is making memes of your friends.
25. La-Tea-Da/Sugar Mountain Bake Shoppe has the best soup and the sweetest staff on the planet.
26. Semi-permanent hair-dye may be a little more permanent than you think.
27. Nobody at Starbucks knows how to spell the word “protein.”
28. Dandiya sticks are not bedazzled nunchucks.
29. Do not lose your prescriptions for anti-malarial pills.
30. The Pass/Fail option exists.  Take advantage of it.
31. People can very easily interpret things differently than you intended.
32. Not all those who wander are lost.
33. Make stupider decisions.
34. A one-way flight to the Bahamas can be as cheap as $113.
35. You always make the worst wishes at 11:11.
36. BLK brand water tastes as if you licked the wall of a cave.
37. Look at the world as if you know nothing.
38. If you think you’re missing out on something, you’re probably not enjoying yourself enough.
39. People remember things you never noticed in the first place.
40. For good luck, it’s customary to say “Rabbit, Rabbit” on midnight of the first day of the month.
41. The post office is not my friend.
42. People are entitled to their secrets
43. Go into things with no expectations.
44. People often believe in you more than you do yourself.
45. My biggest dream is to become a Louvre girl.
46. Someone you knew at one point in time may currently be becoming famous.
47. It’s a small world.  And it’s getting increasingly smaller.
48. The greatest joy comes from the greatest sadness.
49. You can always make up a reason to dress up.
50. I can’t wait for next semester.